{"id":1154,"date":"2011-12-23T09:47:13","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T16:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.jimonline.org\/theosguy\/?p=1154"},"modified":"2011-12-23T09:47:13","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T16:47:13","slug":"things-we-wont-do-in-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.jimonline.org\/theosguy\/2011\/12\/23\/things-we-wont-do-in-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"Things We Won&#039;t Do in Heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a list of some of the things we won&#8217;t do in heaven!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Confess our sin, because we cannot sin.<\/li>\n<li>Say we are sorry, because we will not offend anyone.<\/li>\n<li>Have to admit we are wrong.<\/li>\n<li>Ask for directions.<\/li>\n<li>Go to the dentist!<\/li>\n<li>Call Tech Support.<\/li>\n<li>Worry about calories!<\/li>\n<li>Find clothes that make us look thinner!<\/li>\n<li>Struggle with our flesh (literally or metaphorically)<\/li>\n<li>Feel guilty<\/li>\n<li>Repair something<\/li>\n<li>Be late!<\/li>\n<li>Cry, be sad, be lonely<\/li>\n<li>Defend ourselves against unrighteousness<\/li>\n<li>Be cured . . . since we&#8217;ll never be sick<\/li>\n<li>Miss earthly pleasures<\/li>\n<li>Be God. . . for there is only ONE God, and we are not Him<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a list of some of the things we won&#8217;t do in heaven! Confess our sin, because we cannot sin. Say we are sorry, because we will not offend anyone. Have to admit we are wrong. Ask for directions. Go to the dentist! Call Tech Support. Worry about calories! Find clothes that make us look [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-heaven","category-living"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.jimonline.org\/theosguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.jimonline.org\/theosguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.jimonline.org\/theosguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.jimonline.org\/theosguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.jimonline.org\/theosguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.jimonline.org\/theosguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.jimonline.org\/theosguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.jimonline.org\/theosguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.jimonline.org\/theosguy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}